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guy:

if u ever feel bad about urself just remember that mona lisa is one of the baddest bitches of all time and her eyebrow game weak lmao she ain’t even got any eyebrows

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srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
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can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

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crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

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fallontonight:

Andrew Rannells is learning a lot about makeup with his role in Hedwig and the Angry Inch…

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barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

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  • Question: Why not fall in love? - Anonymous
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    brianashanee:

    I got shit to do

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iconictubers:

sometimes I forget that youtubers will eventually stop making videos 

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bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.

Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.

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Laura Osnes fashion rainbow!

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bakrua:

He’s ready for the world.

I might die it’s so cute.

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coconutmilk83:

Into The Woods | Fall Movie Preview, 2014

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